The Unofficial Jason Bourne Drinking Game

by Cory, Chris, Parps, and Keith

Put on your favorite Bourne movie, then take a drink anytime any of the following happens:

  1. Someone mentions "grids" (on 'em, off 'em, doesn't matter)
  2. A cover is blown
  3. A black ops task force is mentioned (i.e. Treadstone)
  4. Someone explaining how dangerous Bourne REALLY is
  5. When it finally becomes apparent to his pursuers that Bourne has been watching them the entire time
  6. Bourne weaponizing an innocuous, inanimate object (magazine, pen, extension cord, etc.)
  7. Sudden realizations punctuated by a dipping sub bass sound (i.e. "She's standing right next to you" BWAAAAAM
  8. Task chief in charge barking orders like "That means now, people!" "You want to go home, you find Bourne." "I want to dig deep, I want to know his grandmother's dog walker, and I want to know yesterday!"
  9. Bourne finding out extremely pertinent information via public computer and crappy search engine
  10. Walking through a crowd with too much purpose while trying to be discreet
  11. European police sirens
  12. Bourne is going through a stash of passports trying to decide which one to use
  13. Bourne drives an extremely resilient POS car in a high speed chase (bonus drinks for every downshift, double if it's an automatic)
  14. Someone uses vodka as an antiseptic